What did one arithmetic book say to the other?
What room can you never enter?
Why did the one-thousand-year-old Egyptian join the PTA?
What do you call a person whose library books are overdue?
Why did the class clown give Jenny a dog biscuit?
In what school do you learn how to greet people?
When is corn like a little quiz?
Why did the class clown eat the dollar he brought to school?
Why did the sick wasp cross the road?
What candy do kids like to eat on the playground?
A pound of feathers
Or a pound of gold?